But here it is. 2006 and the Seahawks are in the Superbowl. The only logical explaination is that this is a new universe. This is the only explaination for George W. Bush winning the presidential election twice in a row. It isn’t that this is a natural course of events in my own native universe. It’s simply that I’m living somewhere strange and exotic, filled with evil twins wearing goatees and flipped expectations of everything I knew to be true.
Getting more content up for MobileDitty
Now it’s off to the salt mines to send out some more resumes. Then go for a jog and jiggle more fat off of my body.
PHEW!
I think that Spock was probably okay with Scotty being fat, being all, enlightened and an alien and stuff. Still, have you ever noticed that the only fat Vulcans are the ones at Star Trek conventions? Maybe Scotty was like one of the only fat people in the Federation.









