Mighty Hank: Godling Among Men Chapter 1
All Duke had to do after a hard day’s work was buy cheap liquor, get stinking drunk and pass out in his motel room while watching episodes of “Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.†Duke lived in a cheap motel in the middle of hell that cost him $90 a week. The Strongest Man in the World might’ve hated it, but for Duke everything was just fine.
Duke had been able to convince himself that all of this was true, even as the Invisible Ninjas pummeled him in the alley outside the strip club under a blanket of stars in the middle of nowhere. As he lay face first in the muck, human waste clung to his greasy brown hair. His blue eyes stared at maggot food. His lip bled. His leather overcoat and black bar bouncer pants were covered in puke.
It was at this moment, just a few heartbeats from when the Invisible Ninjas had knocked him face first into a dumpster full of burnt french fries and used condoms, that’s when it hit him.
NOW he’d hit rock bottom. And it was Joey Mystery who’d pushed him over the edge.
re: PHEW!
“He wished he had a camera to capture the moment. The strongest man in the world was at the lowest of the low in his life. For the lonest time, he wasn’t sure if he had hit the bottom or if he was still plummeting down. But now, at this moment, after slipping and falling into the waste deep muck of a dumpster full of human corpses, there was absolutely no doubt. In his mind he heard the click. The strongest man in the world wondered if anyone would throw up if they saw the picture on flickr.”