Apparently, the secret to incredible wealth is lunatic idiot savantism (ie, The Forrest Gump Effect). You must either (A) find someone to trick into selling you the Trump Tower for a dime or (B) turn YOURSELF into a complete idiot who can’t type a coherrent sentence. So, if you want in on this exiting oppopunity, click the link which doesn’t exist. And also drink toilet bowl cleaner until you’re a blithering moron. Life is like a box of chocolates. The most important thing to remember is not to eat the ones that are actually pieces of shit. Those, you sell to other people. Preferably via crappy spam marketing like the above.
Life in a parallel universe or GO SEAHAWKS!
But here it is. 2006 and the Seahawks are in the Superbowl. The only logical explaination is that this is a new universe. This is the only explaination for George W. Bush winning the presidential election twice in a row. It isn’t that this is a natural course of events in my own native universe. It’s simply that I’m living somewhere strange and exotic, filled with evil twins wearing goatees and flipped expectations of everything I knew to be true.
Getting more content up for MobileDitty
Now it’s off to the salt mines to send out some more resumes. Then go for a jog and jiggle more fat off of my body.