Dear My Blog … | Giving a gift? Include a gift receipt!

… the next thing in the pipeline is getting some more content ready, and also getting ready for an audio podcast. I think I’m going to put the audio podcast on the same feed as the short films for now.

30 gigs of material might not seem like much, but when you consider that it’s all text, I’m like, holy crap. I’ve written all this junk … I need to figure out some way to DO something with more of it. I have these ephiphinies every couple of years

Apparently, the secret to incredible wealth is lunatic idiot savantism (ie, The Forrest Gump Effect). You must either (A) find someone to trick into selling you the Trump Tower for a dime or (B) turn YOURSELF into a complete idiot who can’t type a coherrent sentence. So, if you want in on this exiting oppopunity, click the link which doesn’t exist. And also drink toilet bowl cleaner until you’re a blithering moron. Life is like a box of chocolates. The most important thing to remember is not to eat the ones that are actually pieces of shit. Those, you sell to other people. Preferably via crappy spam marketing like the above.